Master Splinter

Master Splinter, the sensei strain that’s more chill than a ninja turtle in a hot tub! This hybrid powerhouse (90% indica/10% sativa) is a blend of Hindu Kush and OG Kush, named after the wise rat from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Get ready for a knockout combo of relaxation that’ll have your troubles scampering away like Foot Clan baddies.

The experience begins with a brain boost—a euphoric wave that turns frowns into grins faster than you can say “Cowabunga!” Then, a cozy calmness envelops your mind, dropping your eyelids and chin closer to the ground than a secret lair. Next stop? Couch City. Master Splinter pins you down with a sedating embrace, thanks to its sky-high 30-33% THC levels.

This strain isn’t just a ninja in the dojo—it’s a healer too. From munchie emergencies to stress showdowns, chronic pain, and even the blues, Master Splinter’s got your back. Plus, its flavor game is strong: think sweet fruitiness with a spicy, menthol kick on the exhale. The aroma? A mix of fruity earthiness, a dash of menthol zing, and a hint of floral woods.

So, whether you’re battling Shredder-sized stress or just craving a chill night in, Master Splinter’s wisdom will guide you to the highest highs. Cowabudga!